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Moar Golf Gear PLEASE
Maybe you guys should force people to log in when they post and hopefully that will tone down these annoying jokes. It's getting old really fast.
stfu you adult
Maybe you should tone down your vagine, its getting hairy REALLY fast
On the 8th day god created FTWB. And all was good.
From now on, instead of train we'll use the word 'Monahan'. So I need a purple gi to monahan ufc.
From now on... no.
guess you don't monahan the real ufc :)
Frank The White Belt doesn't Trane UFC.....UFC tranes Frank the white belt
Its spelled 'trained'
trayned?
I do UFC i dont need to know how to spell
^win
I monahan like three times a day in my purple gi.
All these "trane UFC" jokes.... I guess 11ers gon 11.
^ when for then they will to go so I tell in find your the number so it ok.
Dam i really missed out..... i would looked sexy in these and maybe strike harder lmao
Now you can't trane UFC!
These shorts would have been awesome. Unfortunately I missed out. I like Samurai's and I like golf.
finally someone agrees
UFC
trane
I
UFC trane I?
Yes, UFC trane I. UFC trane gi good need.
^ and there goes my spaghetti all over the computer...thanks ;) HAHAHAHA
it's possible that happened.
Shoulda bought these at midnight when I first checked it. Didn't think I wanted em, woke up and wanted em then I was too late. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!
Of course you want them now that everyone else HAS them! lol I should've bit the bullet and bought these too, definitely would have blackened most of the lettering though.
Damn, they didn't have size 30 at night!
When I conceive my first child, I want to do it with the official Frank the White Belt t-shirt on.
orly
Frank the white belt already impregnated your wife.
original.
kikn self 4 not blowing wife's money on these...
seriously I couldve used this for training ufc and my backswing. damn.
oops i meant traneing
or treign
I love you guys.
and UFC loves you too...now go trayne!
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were they traned in ufc to TapouT people for self-defense just in case?
FTWB
Men can be divided into only two categories. Mediocre is the first. The other is Frank the white belt.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Frank-The-White-Belt/156467197746421 Please support Frank the White Belt, only 29 likes is a travesty. Pay homage to the two-stripe terror who tranes UFC in his Gi. Give Frank TWB the respect he deserves, the man tranes UFC for crying out loud.
Frank the white belt's grip is so strong his training partners have to what they call 'double wrap' - which is wearing two double weave gi's at the same time.
They are in development of a triple weave gi. Due to the number of injuries sustained, they are trying to pass a law requiring all who train and compete against FTWB to wear this yet to be released gi.
WTF why does nobody carry a 50?
I need a size 44 :-(
cuz you're fat
Sold out. Boooooo!
Frank the White Belt speaks perfect Japanese.... He must have these for his WWE entrance.
lol!
Frank the white belt legend!!! No more frank the white belt
FTWB FTW. You realise that we are calling the WHITE BELT Frank rite? The body and black gi is just a vessel.
The belt is only white because its scared the the Gi and the RKO- the Legend Killer body that is underneath the Gi
^making sense is not a priority!
DAMN almost sold out
Damn only a 42" why can't there be a 45"?
This board is of epic proportions. I remember seeing this site for the first time and saying, wow they're actually gonna let the people speak their mind, and take requests with minimal censorship???
What a great pair of shorts! Sadly, never heard of this company, but if these shorts are any indication, I'll buy more. Order placed.
Please make for sale tie kwon dough chest protectors please?
For make benefit of glorious nation of Kazakhstan shipping available yes no?
I screwed up and the 28 and 30s weren't showing up. We do have both sizes and they are now available.
Do these run a few sizes small like most Japanese clothing items?
Dan - you're thinking about the Scramble Bushido Shorts. These are the Bushido Apparel Performance MMA Shorts. We will likely have the Scramble Bushido Shorts, they're purple and yellow.
so these fit is true to size?
Yes, Pete. The waistband is pretty forgiving, so you can go up or down a size without too much hassle.
I'm LOLing at the tattoo parlor kanji list.
LEWL. At least the translations are correct....give em some credit.
earth wind and fire are pillars of my strength in chinese
WTF nothing bigger than a 42? No love for us heavy weights I see.
no one wants to roll nogi with you anyway
Yeah, please stick to gi if you're 300lbs and have more body hair than wolverine.
no one likes a fatty
Why are there never any good Gi deals? Every Gi is way out of my budget. A black cheap Gi would be cool please. I typically wear an xxxl shirt and a 52 pants size. I am 5'7.5" does anyone know what size I would need?
the hell with shorts, just wear a parachute
Bro, they put up GREAT deals from time to time on gi's, you just have to happen to catch them quick enough.
Oh brian you lovable galoot...
Hey guys enough with the jokes. I have a serious question I did taekwondo when I was 8 I'm thinking of turning pro. I read Jon jones used YouTube to learn how to fight so with my background I think I could be ufc champion in like a year. So my question is how do I get a fight in ufc style?
Walk in to your local UFC gym, decked out in all tapout clothing. Then they'll know you're serious shit. Tell them you wanna learn UFC, they'll help you out straight up.
Call out the biggest UFC traner there. If you are legit you will survive.
Get a black Gi, a white belt, and everlast training gloves of course with the tapout hat. Then walk into your local gym with a bag of cheetos, and tell them you trane UFC! That's how!
Thanks but Im not sure if you guys are serious. My friend was saying I should contact a girl named Dana she owns ufc
read "got fight" by forrest griffen. he explains everything.
Chuck Liddell's book is a good book to read also on how he started fighting in the ufc. "Iceman: my fighting life"
Walk to the KFC they will tell you
I just checked the FAQ section and I was shocked to find that the owners have not added "can I train UFC in these?" on there, anybody else think they should add it?
I support this post.
um well u dont train UFC. u train MMA. Striking and ground game. UFC is a company. just to let u know!!!!
NO!! UFC is a style you fag.
What an idiot, there is no MMA fight company. If you are serious you trane UFC, you can't fight for the MMA. Whatever that is.
I concur with the OP....I trane UFC "NEEDS" to be added!
MMA stands for mixed martial arts you idiot. WTF is with all these noobs calling it traning UFC. Fucking troll noobs.
^ He wishes he could trane UFC! They wouldn't sell him a gi, or give him his cheetos...
I bet I would break your fucking arm in an arm bar you idiot.
He go BJ pen and tear that shit off! He traned UFC with the gracies you know...
Traning UFC rules!!! It means you know how to fight good!
so much win and fail in the same thread! :D
^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 229 is pissed....he wants his cheetos
He must be making a shitload of noise now that they have those loud ass eco friendly bags.
hahaha, im so proud that he asked if he could trane ufc as a response to my post...
You can't hurt me when I'm wearing tapout not to mention I trane UFC
Why are there so many shills on here?
^ I don't know tell us why you're on here
You troll
None shall pass
I just spit my fucking food out laughing! Goot job 223
^ mission accomplished ;)
Yea i laugh at my own posts too
850 is Hilarious!!!1 mission accompomilitia'ed
FORE!!!!
Gotta remind everyone to "like" their favorite MMAHQ superstar... Frank The Whitebelt... https://www.facebook.com/pages/Frank-The-White-Belt/156467197746421
He's an international sensation and sex symbol!!!
I heard he was gonna be the star of a new hit TV series called Frank the New York strangler.
hahahahaha!!!!!!! this is amazing
Does Frank the white belt really like men?
Only to decimate
all who disrespect the almighty FTWB will suffer a horrible consequences. In Frank We Trust
FTWB is clearly afraid of my blue belt.
He will take your blue belt off for you...
and hang you with it
I love this site, its pure comedic gold
i commented the other day that the posts are better than the buys 90% of the time.
Absolutely. Ingenious setup by the owners of this site if you ask me. By allowing people to remain anonymous they can all joke around in good fun and keep coming back. That's the best type of advertising they could ask for...people that continually come to the site to joke around, buy stuff, and tell their friends about the hilarious site that has great deals. As someone else said a few days ago, I bet this site will go down in Wiki history for the comments!
If I have already checked out the deal of the day and passed on it (at 12:00) and am having a rough day, I log on and read the comments and my day gets a little brighter. I literally get a decent ab workout some days.
that was me, so cereal it was.
What your cheeto loving ass has switched to cereal?
Alright... to all you losers that keep making the "I trane UFC", "I'm 5'6" 260 lbs", "Frank the white belt", "we need more gi's" jokes... thank you. By the way, any gi's coming soon?
^^^He needs moar gi's to trane UFC
we all need more gis to train ufc
Gi BJJ is basically irrelevant when it comes to traning UFC. Holding another man by his sleeve is pure homosexuality. Grow some nuts and trane real UFC.
It appears u don't know nothing it boost you defense
It appears you don't know enough English to be awarded a G.E.D. No Gi BJJ is relevant, Gi BJJ is for fags that are scared to get it. Holding someones sleeve with both hands from bottom is gonna end with an elbow and a broken orbital if you try it on me.
get hit*
I do both gi and no gi. Cant be good at BJJ unless you train both.
You all need to calm down and buy a gi...then trane UFC
its train first of all and you don't train ufc you train mixed martial arts. saying you train ufc is like you are saying I train NFL when you play pickup football the ufc is a company and organization, mixed martial arts is the name of the sport.
Anyone who says mixed martial arts is clearly a fagot. WTF does that even mean? Either you trane UFC or you don't. Judging by your lack of knowledge I am gonna guess you are scared to trane UFC.
No dumb ass you don't need to trane Gi BJJ to be good at no Gi BJJ. When is the last time you saw a UFC fighter wear a Gi during his fight? I will give you a hint, he is the over rated "father" of UFC. Basically an arrogant asshole who has never beaten anyone relevant. Matt Hughes made him look like a stripper with a mortgage.
shut the hell up...... you must be a noob! did you not read any of the other comments? we all train ufc here and all love cheetos.
No 1242 is clearly scared to trane ufc
I concur 1242 wants to trane UFC, he just doesn't have a gi, or enough gi's to trane UFC. Also he needs Franks seal of approval. Plus he needs a bag of cheetos
I trane and I like cheetos... they stain my hands and other parts a sexy orange!
I currently train BJJ but reading all these comments about UFC has left me wonderin if i should trane UFC instead.
UFC traning > all other traning. You just need to have a good Gi
Hey 1242, cool, you trane NFL?
Is the NFL trane the same as the MMA trane?
These look like he jaco style shorts...Are they the same or similar?
no these are only for people who train ufc
They look more like UFC Traning shorts to me.
damn why must i be broke until friday? Oh yeah, i'm pretty sure this site has something to do with it!
I think it has something to do with you working at Kroger.
mom is that you?
^^^ ROFLCOPTER
Yes honey, how did you know?
Can someone please explain this phenomenon of "I TRAIN UFC". I want to be Kool too
it's funny if no one posts it until halfway through the day, then, without fail some noob will fall for it and go to great detail to explain it's called mma. which is actually pretty damn funny
^^I'm with this guy!
ya, its gone rampant. it will happen again though. i still hold hope. in the mean time i'm going to keep training ufc
If I happen to hit the bag at my regular "fitness" gym, without fail some kid will walk up to me and ask me if I fight UFC. Of course I do.
What kind of bag is it, the Ol' bag? And good for you for being 'fitness'. You go girl.
It is actually a ball bag.
I love my ball bag...I like to slap it before I trane UFC...only problem is I sometimes get cheetos stains on it.
If you don't trane UFC your ass better not hit buy. The real UFC traners will own you in the gym.
I don't Trane UFC but I watch Walker Texas Ranger...does that qualify?
Frank the white belt tranes UFC and would absolutely demolish that midget pugnet of a man Walker.
The Japanese letters on these shorts says "I TRANE UFC"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm in tears and I think I just pissed myself a little! HAHAHAHA
seriously what does it say i dont want to look like a fool in the gym
It says "I trane UFC" that's what it says
if you train ufc you can't look like a fool
The side letters all are the different ways to say "trane, train, treign"
Don't do follow up posts of lol at your own posts please.
^^ Frank is that you?
1209 shut up and train ufc
look at the picture up close the japanese writing is also translated in english right below it. Nobody trains UFC they train MMA just saying.....
No that english there is to trick you. It really says all the different ways to say "trane/train/treign". Also only true warriors trane/train/treign UFC
1212 stop lol'ing at your own posts. lame
3rd post up from this is a shit eating idiot. What kind of moron says train MMA? Shit head, there is not such thing as the MMA fighting association and for fucks sake learn to spell trane right. It's I trane UFC dip shit. Like it clearly says on the shorts.
I'm not Asian, can I still wear these?
only if you train ufc.
If I buy this, I'm probably gonna take a permanent sharpie and black out most of the writing except bushido apparel and the golfing samurai.
You could just buy them and wear them like a man, a man who tranes UFC with pride.
The butt section of these look like mom pants for some reason.
I kinda like this, look like samurai shorts; but the samurai looks like he's golfing.
The shorts are hot....Frank you in for a pair?
not sure yet
hahaha ^^^^
Frank would you wear these for your special guy in your life?
I'm not buying these unless Frank approves
Hey, moms can trane UFC too.
Frank the white belt > anonymous gay jokes
Can we please ban "I train/trane UFC" comments?
I train/trane UFC
can we ban you? you obviously don't train ufc.
He is just pissed because he doesn't trane UFC
I think this guy needs a gi so he can trane UFC!
I trane Bellator
I trayne StrikeForce
UFC> Minor leagues. Fedor has been exposed, Overeem is a joke, and UFC> ALL
I'm first and I trane UFC!
wow good to be vip i guess
damn you! I wanted to train UFC first!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WIN!
Charlie Sheen? YOU TRAIN UFC TOO!?
i dont trane ufc ... i fite ufc.... all day baby.. come get some!!!
^ You better give me back my tapout hat!
Don't have my size!!!! I have been waiting for these since the Bushido shirts
your gay and you wish you trained.
that was meant for the jackass above ...the one who made the redundant "trane" comment.
dammit mee too! I'm size 30...maybe they just upped to bigger size because everyone kept buying the XXXL sizes.
you train ufc 1201?
No 1201 "tranes" UFC
what is with the whole i train ufc joke? i dont get it!?
for me its all the black people that come in my liquour store after one of my fights and say "i didn't know you trained ufc"... people don't realize the discrepency b/w the UFC promotion and the sport of MMA. and its fucking hilarious.
Think of it this way...if someone found out you played football for fun and they said "oh you train NFL?"......same idea as the whole train UFC thing.
These sayings have been blown out of proportion, but yeah, it's making fun of people who can't tell the difference between an organization and a sport. It's like saying to your friends, "Let's to play NFL!"
^^ totally agree on the "Let's to play NFL" statement.
Seriously... no 30's... just sucks
Stop agreeing with your own posts. Never heard even degenerates like you say 'lets play nfl.'
Stop getting pissed because he tranes UFC and would hand you your ass on a UFC ring floor.
^ You're just mad because you don't trane UFC
^ I meant that at 1231
I wish 1231 would step into the UFC ring with me
gky. k luv ya bie.